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Fueled by Coffee and Smut T-Shirt
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Fueled by Coffee and Smut T-Shirt

Fueled by Coffee and Smut T-Shirt

Color: Black
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£25 £20
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★★★★★ Would read again

Premium Everyday Comfort

A shirt for people who'd rather be reading. Soft enough to disappear into for a nine-hour binge, quietly funny enough that the right stranger clocks it across the café and thinks oh — one of mine.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — softer and more durable than standard, pre-shrunk so it fits the same wash after wash.
  • Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric — breathable from morning coffee through to 2am "just one more chapter."
  • True-to-size relaxed unisex fit — cosy, slightly oversized, suits most body types with ease.
  • Double-needle stitching — at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and sleeves — reinforced where shirts usually give up first, so it survives every reread.
  • Seamless quarter-turned collar — no center crease, no sad stretched-out neckline. It holds its shape long after the book broke yours.
  • Tear-away label — removes clean with no scratchy tag and no leftover residue. Tagless comfort for people who feel everything else far too intensely already.
Washing Instructions
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle, mild detergent, with similar colours. The print likes the dark and the cold — much like you.
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, and only if you truly must. Skip the fabric softener — your shirt doesn't need softening, it needs to last.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for the longest life. Hang-drying wins, but we know the dryer is right there.
  • Cool iron inside-out if absolutely necessary — but never iron the print. Some things should not be touched directly.
  • No dry cleaning. It's a cotton tee, not a ballgown. Relax.
Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Free shipping when you buy two or more shirts because we reward commitment to the cause.

Because everything's made to order, your shirt is printed just for you and usually on its way within a few days. Once it leaves our hands, Royal Mail does their thing and it'll reach you shortly after. Track it obsessively or forget it exists entirely — we support both reading-while-waiting strategies.

Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

We want you to love your gear. If it turns up damaged, defective, or just plain not what the listing promised, we'll make it right — that part's on us.

Here's the deal:

  • Damaged or defective? We'll sort it — replacement or refund, no interrogation required.
  • You've got 30 days from purchase to flag it.
  • Item should be unused and in the condition it arrived.
  • Email FeralChater@gmail.com — we're actual humans, and we reply like it.

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy a good book without unnecessary drama.

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Soft, skin-friendly and built for the long haul — these aren't shirts you wear, they're shirts you disappear into. Made for nine-hour reading binges, café corners where you're actively avoiding eye contact, and that 2am "just one more chapter" you both regret and treasure. Quietly funny for the people who'd get the joke, gloriously unbothered about everyone who wouldn't. This is your uniform. Stay feral. Keep reading.

Woman sitting in a cozy room holding a book and mug, wearing a shirt with a colorful text design.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a small UK-based brand, and everything you see here starts with us — every design, every joke, every shirt obsessed over until it's right.

To get those designs onto a shirt and into your hands, we work with a trusted global print network, so each order is made fresh just for you and sent from wherever's closest. Nothing's mass-produced, nothing sits in a warehouse — your shirt doesn't exist until you order it, then it's made and routed the shortest way to your door.

Small brand, big feelings, printed only when you say so. Then we get back to ignoring everyone in peace.
Do you ship internationally?

We do — worldwide, wherever you and your TBR pile happen to be. Because everything's made to order and routed from the facility nearest you, your shirt takes the shortest sensible path to your door no matter the country.

Shipping rates and delivery times vary a bit by location, so pop your details in at checkout (or check our shipping policy) for the specifics for your corner of the world. Then back to ignoring everyone, internationally.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

You will. Once your order's printed and on its way, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow its journey right to your door. Refresh it obsessively, or forget it exists until it turns up — both are valid reading-while-waiting strategies.
What materials are your products made of?

Soft, breathable, and built to survive being lived in. Our tees are 100% ring-spun cotton — softer and tougher than standard cotton, pre-shrunk so they hold their shape wash after wash, and gentle enough to disappear into for a nine-hour reading binge.

Exact fabric can vary a little by item, so check the individual product page for the full spec on whatever's caught your eye.